Im gonna take one more shot, then I'll quit it

releasethedoves:

swiggity swag whats in the bag

oh shit

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I hate my friends

runaway-to-europe:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

Cry

If you trust me with your iPhone, beware

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foreverwholocked:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

meghaninblack:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

lascocks:

jennyatsdcc:

theartistvocation:

shinjimimura:

please tag your Butterscotch Crumplebath

#benadryl wafflesticks

#bandicoot carryout

#barbiturate crabbypatty

Bandaid cumberbund

But seriously, tag your Bumperdinckal Candybach.

Bassdrop Cumberwubwubwub

it’s funny because we still all know who this is talking about

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perma-scowl:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven

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quirkybrittany:

you cant enter my

if you’re not wearing a

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catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

WARNING: DO NOT KISS BIRDS

you might get chirpes

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bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

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