Im gonna take one more shot, then I'll quit it

Secret (not an odd nickname, just some odd parents to name me), 18. I am purple zebra chillin with my giraffe friend in our black and white zebra world. student(s) trolling the corridor

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

(via thefuuuucomics)

tylerjosephest:

'cause somebody stole my car radio… and now i just sit in silence. x.

(via i-got-lost-in-joes-fro)

blink-182 lyrics + snapchat

(Source: laz-aretto, via peewentz)

tinalikesbutts:

Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen

(via babyspeight)

hahasickburn:

vinesnow:

How normal girls laugh vs. My laugh

AMEN HALLELUJAH

(via babyspeight)

nicolrene:

I just have to share because this is the coolest of all the websites. You type in a book that you liked and it brings up a list of at least 10 books that you would probably enjoy as well.
So if you’re looking for a good read, check it out.www.whatshouldireadnext.com

nicolrene:

I just have to share because this is the coolest of all the websites. You type in a book that you liked and it brings up a list of at least 10 books that you would probably enjoy as well.

So if you’re looking for a good read, check it out.
www.whatshouldireadnext.com

(via ianboning)

angrychocolatefiend:

betweenelsewherenevermore:

burdenofeclecticism:

this is the single best post on tumblr

I want all the animals

is the Siamese riding the husky sidesaddle?

(Source: catsbeaversandducks, via thefuuuucomics)

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

(via ianboning)

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*kicks a plastic cup* man this town sucks.. im so trapped.. *takes a puff of a cigarette* dont you just feel like theres something big out there.. and we’re just wasting time.. *wipes snot on sleeve* anyway my mom bought pizza u in?

(via oasisten)

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