Im gonna take one more shot, then I'll quit it

Secret (not an odd nickname, just some odd parents to name me), 18. I am purple zebra chillin with my giraffe friend in our black and white zebra world. student(s) trolling the corridor

fandomjunkiesanonymous:

craighead:

christinegro:

garnnetea:

this is amazing. 
#potterhead forever.

This is tripping me out..

The longer you stare the weirder it gets lol

so true omfg what

fandomjunkiesanonymous:

craighead:

christinegro:

garnnetea:

this is amazing. 

#potterhead forever.

This is tripping me out..

The longer you stare the weirder it gets lol

so true omfg what

(via parkway-drive)

rubitrightintomyeyes:

I enjoyed the new Captain America movie quite a bit. But I knew its soundtrack was missing something.

(via caricaturesofintimacy)

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

(via caricaturesofintimacy)

twentyoneaddicts:

you will die, but now your life is free

take pride in what is sure

to die. 

(via parkway-drive)

theperksofbeingmarina:

fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

I don’t know what’s more impressive: how gracefully the cat is able to balance on her, or the fact that she can literally fold herself in half.

theperksofbeingmarina:

fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

I don’t know what’s more impressive: how gracefully the cat is able to balance on her, or the fact that she can literally fold herself in half.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via mister--comatose)

mszombi:

Look at this little goblin

(Source: anti-krist, via hairspring)

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

image

I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

(via hairspring)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via thefuuuucomics)

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

mightfallin:

whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

this was so fucking important

"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."

(via gulovich)


A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.
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A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

(Source: circuitfry, via caricaturesofintimacy)

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink. 
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voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

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