Im gonna take one more shot, then I'll quit it

Secret (not an odd nickname, just some odd parents to name me), 18. I am purple zebra chillin with my giraffe friend in our black and white zebra world. student(s) trolling the corridor

lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

you’re welcome
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lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

imageyou’re welcome

(via 10knotes)


When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

(via ianboning)

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via ianboning)

differed:

I think it’s time for someone to take one for the team and date me

(via dear-oregon)

itstomboddy:

band fans are weird because you get the average fan knowing birthdays and stuff then you get the super fans that know the surface area of each members nipple

(via i-got-lost-in-joes-fro)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via laculbute)

airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

image

(via death-by-lulz)

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

(via gnarly)

sleepingnoone:

when u have a thing to tell friend but friend dont care

image

(Source: feuillyeponine, via gnarly)

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