Im gonna take one more shot, then I'll quit it

Secret. Go ahead, I dare you to make a pun about my name that I haven't heard. student(s) trolling the corridor

Ok but someone needs to do this with the real smudge

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mens-rights-activia:

danthemedicman:

weloveshortvideos:

Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

This is the quality content I live for

This short moment is more entertaining than the entire game of baseball

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dat-soldier:

everythingfox:

“This punishment is not working…”

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losangelesrams:

macleod:

Flying a drone through fireworks

I really don’t think anything exists man

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wildewisdom:

sir please that’s my emotional support Keira Knightley period movie

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kingdeino:

lionheartlance:

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This guy came for Jameela and she fucking wrecked him oh my god

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some other dude tried to be smart and she fucking wrecked him too

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trashrodent:

who wants to haunt local streets at 3am with me

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goneinaninstant:

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nobody puts baby in the corner by fall out boy

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madsiemoon:

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Colored Ivy 🧡🌿❤️

National Museum in Wroclaw, Poland taken by Anna Kowalów.

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teaboot:

Kid grabbing my arm in the store: How old are you?

Me: Five hundred and twelve. I watched the Hindenburg burn

Him: Did you see the titanic sink?

Me: No, it was in the middle of the ocean

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star-eaters:

rolingstoneboycomplex:

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

Full paragraph hurts even more.

“ (…) I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else and I will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”

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